@alexisbushnell I've just had to tell Cress she can't fight the lemurs at the zoo. Can you just back me up and confirm that you won't give her any 😜 for it?
@woe2you not at all. I will 100% give 😜 for lemur fighting 🤣
Chip Butty
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@carapace/117209902491946768
Dang, that is a lot of hush money.
@sandorspruit I'll be in San Sebastian tomorrow, I'm sad that I'm only in Bilbao for one night 🥲
@Gina @sandorspruit pity you wont see the hanging bridge :P
Saw this photo on LinkedIn.
It's quite a clever idea! Rather than having to press potentially dirty buttons in a toilet to record your feedback, you can use a gesture instead. Nifty!
Except… Here's how they describe it on their website.
> No specialist hardware. No complex setup. Just plug in a camera-enabled device and you're live.
Oh. Good. A 24/7 video stream live from the loos. What could possibly go wrong with that?
@Edent I know I'm out of touch (pun not intended) because I think QR code menus are sheer insanity already, but do people seriously whip out their phones to scan QR codes *inside* a stall?
I wonder what fraction of actually used in the wild exploit vectors for web browsers just *go away* when you install ublock. Is it 95%? 99%?
I think google should finally demonstrate that they're actually serious about internet safety and push an update with UBO active by default on all chrome installs
Chip Butty
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Long-duration energy storage is not waiting for one perfect invention. It needs markets that value time, contracts investors can finance and infrastructure that can deliver. My new evidence-led briefing examines what must change, and why grids are the next part of the story.
https://tomraftery.com/2026/09/04/long-duration-energy-storage-has-a-market-problem/
Mastodon is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in your timeline are either products of the poster's imagination or are used fictitiously.
I believe in me.
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Hi English reader. Can you confirm that when we post in English you see this post ?
French readers, can you see this English post ?
@cartes_app Hi, English reader here. I can see the post but it gives me a "translate" button and thinks it's in French.
Matt Blaze
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@phloggen @mavu @heidilifeldman I’m not sure what you mean. Election outcomes are certified by state officials.
As for whether people will “accept” election results, that depends on lots of things. But actually holding the election is a prerequisite to even having that conversation.
I’m not sure what nihilistic fatalism accomplishes here. What will happen is far from certain, and this is far from over.
The top image was broadcast as a JOKE on French TV in 2014.
The lower image is a REAL weather report from June this year.
The climate crisis is not waiting for the future. We must END fossil fuels, now.
@greenpeace Description: Two weather maps of France. Above map shows the notification "DEMAIN APRÈS MIDI 18 AOÛT 2050" and temperatures from 26°C in Bretagne until 43°C around Avignon. Below image shows "France prévision demain après-midi, Lundi, 22 juin 2026" and a map with temperatures between 28°C in Northern Normandie and 43°C in three locations in central and south-western France (Bordeaux, Nantes, Tours).
Chip Butty
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I totally endorse using nato phonetics. Useful for radio, calls, & even things like being a LEGAL OBSERVER in high stress situations where comms matter. I make these wallet friendly plastic cards that I give away all the time to help learn! Made my kids learn by reading out license plates and signs.
hypebot
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Memorial to the people from Wigan who fought and died in the Spanish Civil War.
📸 Hanimex 35RAS
🎞️ Kentmere 400
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@pb
Oui.
Mais force est de constater que l'IA industrialise la médiocrité (et là encore je ne parle pas *que* du développement logiciel. Il suffit de voir le web ou les réseaux sociaux noyés d'articles de merde.)
"L'IA n'est qu'un outil" pourrait peut-être être valable si on était pas dans une économie capitaliste de l'attention.
@sebsauvage @pb on pourrait dire que les blogs ont industrialisé la médiocrité de l’écriture. Ou alors qu’ils ont permis tout à chacun de faire son truc en toute liberté
Guest Post: Check Point Brings OpenAI Daybreak Models Across Its Security Platform to Help Defenders Find, Validate, and Remediate Risk
By Jonathan Zanger, Chief Technology Officer Three months ago, Check Point and OpenAI began expanding our work together through…...
Andreas Wagner
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Mainzer Tanzensemble zur besten Compagnie Deutschlands gekürt
Das Mainzer Tanzensemble tanzmainz ist zur besten Compagnie gekürt worden. Die Auszeichnung kommt von einer Kritikerumfrage des Portals tanznetz.de.
Andreas Wagner
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Unser Highlight am Wochenende: die Eröffnung des UNESCO-Besuchszentrums am Alten Jüdischen Friedhof. Feiert mit beim Bürgerfest auf der Mombacher Straße, denn das ist ein Meilenstein für „Magenza“!
Mehr We-Tipps:
Mainzer Weinmarkt 🍇
Gonsenheimer Kinderfest 🪁
Nacht der offenen Kirchen ⛪
Tag d. offenen Tür Flugpl. Finthen 🛩️
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https://www.mainz.de/wochenendtipps
@davidgerard I really wish I could pin somebody else's post
@somebody you can do e.g. "i endorse this disendorsement" or similar as a quote post or an image
7.7 out of 10 pace points already spent today doing basically nothing, sat in bed.
Now I'm off to navigate public transport and a hospital for a cardiologist appointment and then the same in reverse.
Send spell slots / mana and help!
@alexisbushnell I've just had to tell Cress she can't fight the lemurs at the zoo. Can you just back me up and confirm that you won't give her any 😜 for it?
Y a du LLM ?
Parce que je crois que "on n'utilise pas ces trucs" est un argument clef pour trouver des perles.
@nartagnan Non, pas de LLM ou ce "genre de truc" dans notre quotidien 😀
